February 2012
fiztheancient:
goatygoatyeah replied to your post: ANYWAY
I’m alright. Making orbs,
where are the orbs
Here are the orbs
how to write yaoi →
mini-tin-cosmonaut:
wang-yaoi:
thank you really
thanks
can’t tell if huge idiot
or superior troll
Well it says “humor/parody” so I’m hoping/assuming it’s jokes, but then at the end they say “only to be taken slightly serious” which implies it’s meant to be taken seriously to some degree?? Which, no. Nope!
Suddenly Russian?
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to the Airport?
New Yorker: Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A 90s CUM-SLUT
thepopoteam:
Ok most tumblr controversies I completely ignore (either accidently or purpousely) but this fucking CGI CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN BIRD??? HOW DARE U POST THAT, CUM SLUT!!!! thing is fucking killing me and I can’t take it
Like I could make a serious post about why this reaction is bad but I don’t have to because AHAHAHAHAHAHA ahheeheeHEEHEEEHEE
Yeah hahahahaha, CUM-SLUT is funnier than...
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The Confederate flag wasn't always popular.
adriofthedead:
stfuconfederates:
After the Civil War, you pretty much got shot for having one.
Probably because it’s the symbol of a failed rebellion against the federal government, and the Stars and Bars was a fucking battle flag. It had no political symbolism. It was a battle flag. It meant the person carrying it was going to shoot at you.
It was gone for a long time, and guess when it...
That person getting mad about people saying...
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“Delly filled jonuts.”
– Chelsie/Rubby
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So I got my new binder
mini-tin-cosmonaut:
halotharfroggies:
ochinchinstrider:
megannicoline:
This is me in my usual bra, note the 34D/32DD boobs.
And here is the binder, almost completely flat.
This thing is awesome. It is remarkably comfortable, too. Feels a bit like wearing a sports bra. I got it from Love Boat, this one...
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The term “first world problems” bugs me because of how it is used. I see people using it to tell people that their problems don’t matter at all because there are people who have it worse, so shut the fuck up you autistic manchild etc etc other really obnoxious, toolish insults. That’s not what it’s about! It’s okay to be annoyed at your problems even if...
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My Little Pony Name Generator →
rubbyrubbishbin:
annethecatdetective:
Diamond Charmer
Wow, I must be a pretty fancy pony. Still, my unicorn name is still WAY better than my foodie pony name— Banana Muffins. I would be allergic to me… my cutie mark would be hives and my special skill would be becoming violently ill.
Gentle Dancer
that is not really fitting at all…
Lightning Tumble
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Here's how I feel about "cleanfurs"
realbadbadger:
{BadBadger} reminds me a lot of those folks who tut-tut over how sexualized the fandom is and make a big deal out of disliking or even outright hating “porn” {BadBadger} then you check their page and their gallery and favorites are full of basically one or two fetishes, presented in a “clean” manner {BadBadger} right, dude, you’re totally not masturbating to all of this
yeah so I...
Israel To Demolish Palestinian Solar Energy... →
anticapitalist:
A sustainable energy program in ‘Area C’ of rural West Bank is being threatened by Israeli authorities. The program, which recently installed solar panels and wind turbines in 16 communities, is providing 1,500 Palestinians with electricity — who were formerly without reliable energy.
The foreign aid program, thus far successful, has become a new target for Israel as it...